Saturday, 4 April 2015

You shall be jailed if caught wearing skinny jeans or having music on your phone: ISIS

The most notorious terrorist group in the World
has enacted new laws which are harsher than
ever.
According to IBT UK, anyone caught wearing
skinny jeans face a prison sentence of ten
days.
Other jailable offenses include having
music on your mobile phone, smoking, or
turning up late for prayer.
For violating any of these laws, one faces
ten days in prison, after which you would
take an ‘Islamic course’.
The purpose is to orient you towards their
brand of extremist philosophy, and you
would not be released until you pass a test
they administer at the end of your
training.
ISIS plans to establish an Islamic
caliphate, a state where Islamic law is the
law and Islam the way of life. They abhor
any and all Western influence.
During the week, they released pictures of
their soldiers burning meat meant for the
starving in their cities, for the sole reason
that the meat was produced in the USA.

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