Man dies after having sex with a Scarecrow

A man was found dead in his home after
having sex with a scarecrow that he had
dressed up in a wig, lipstick and strap-on
sex toy.(pictured above)
      The rotting remains of Jose Alberto were
discovered in his home after neighbours
reported a foul smell coming from the
building. Police forced their way into the home in
San Jose de Balcare, eastern Argentina,
and were stunned to discover the 58-year-
old shepherd lying dead.
      Next to him lay a scarecrow that had been
dressed up as a woman - but wearing a
strap-on sex toy.
Rodolfo Moure, a spokesman for the
prosecutor, said: "I initially thought there were two
bodies but then I realised one was a scarecrow wearing lipstick and a long-haired wig.It was lying next to the deceased and had a six-inch strap-on penis.There were no signs of violence and we are working on the assumption that the man died
during sex with the scarecrow.Straw had been stuffed inside the old clothes that had been sewn together to make the scarecrow"We are now
waiting the results of an autopsy.”
Neighbors said the man, who was known to live alone and had no mobile phone, was often seen as a loner.
Culled from UK Mirror